wedding notes

my bf attended a wedding last night. at each of the tables were cards for each of the guests. Each card had a prewritten situation involving the newlyweds, S and T, and a proceeding blank for the guest to then fill out.


Example:

On the night of their wedding, S said "_____________". T then said, " _________".

This is what the bf wrote:

On the night of the wedding, S said "I'm going to hang out with my friends". T then said, "Cunt".


one can only imagine the endless possibilities of mad-lips absurdities that can occur.