models... we're just like you

my my, what a sad unforgiving lifestyle we models live. all we do is maintain! our! figure!
T - 0 = Tonight is the life! the night to end all nights. the night to end all nights to end all nights.
ive been subsiding on oatmeal for the past week.
even as i write, i am forcefeeding myself spoondfuls of this grey gruel called oatmeal.
i cannot wait for this party to be over with so i can rock out w/my fat out. no more bikram and dieting. no more oatmeal with flaxseed. no more sobriety. no more counting calories.
sunday.. ahhhh, my day of freedom. i am going to gorge and drink everything i can get my hands on.

hello there

salutations and apologies.
girlninja is back from the dead. a phoenix risen from the ashes. a reborn soul. a soul, reborn. bitches im back.

so i have a lingerie party this weekend to go do.
being the lard of lazy ass that i am, i have only made half hearted attempts to get in shape. these half assed attempts include the spartacus workout and bikram yoga.
needless to say- when you do bikram one day and then binge drink the other night- there's going to be some canceling out of sorts.
Today, it's exactly T-5 days till The Night.
im pumped up for some extreme finger down my throat action this week.
kidding. i do not condone bulimia or anorexia.
brb.
ok im back. just finished sticking a spoon down my throat to hmm.. err check out how
my tonsils are doing.
day 1. morning. oatmeal.