Our company has a corporate sponsorship with LA sports club, sports club of choice for trophy wives, bottle poppin girls and other assorted members of the Females for Labor Liberation Union.
We had a seminar today on healthy living. As I'd do just about anything to get out of doing actual constructive work, I was the first person to sign up.
Upon entering the seminar, they took my body fat percentage. The lady administering the test was making small talk, saying "you gotta love technology. this little machine though small and portable can give you an accurate reading in seconds!"
Then upon seeing my results, she kinda went "huh..."
silence.
then said, "there must be a mistake"
She proceeded to announce to the entire room that "in the entire time i've been a trainer, i've never seen someone of those proportions with such high body fat." then she emphasized quite soundedly again, "there has to be a mistake."
Actually, indeed such a feat can happen. I do indeed possess that high of a body fat %.
i took the same test a few years ago and had similar results. not to mention, i was warned by my doctor that i have dreaded high cholesterol! woe is me- no more fried oreos!
my friends, there is fat girl inside of me. tis true.
i eat cake like an asian girl eats rice. and im an asian girl so i know what i'm talking about.
So i had to awkwardly interrupt and confirm my bastardly 27.5% body fat.
everyone was aghast.
thankfully im not the kind to get offended.
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