hello there

salutations and apologies.
girlninja is back from the dead. a phoenix risen from the ashes. a reborn soul. a soul, reborn. bitches im back.

so i have a lingerie party this weekend to go do.
being the lard of lazy ass that i am, i have only made half hearted attempts to get in shape. these half assed attempts include the spartacus workout and bikram yoga.
needless to say- when you do bikram one day and then binge drink the other night- there's going to be some canceling out of sorts.
Today, it's exactly T-5 days till The Night.
im pumped up for some extreme finger down my throat action this week.
kidding. i do not condone bulimia or anorexia.
brb.
ok im back. just finished sticking a spoon down my throat to hmm.. err check out how
my tonsils are doing.
day 1. morning. oatmeal.