what up my bitches?
yeah yeah so im late on my weekly post. blow me.

thanks to the altar of homoerotic lust that is called Spartacus: blood and sand, i now have lotsa new material for all my sexual fantasies.
extended full frontal MALE nudity on eps 2. lotsa ripped abs. muscular men in elevated heights of macho machismo. gay undertones at every bend and corner.
my perverted imagination went into overdrive after eps 1. im writer. so when i tell u my imagination is going into overdrive- it's fucking bonkers up in here. if my mind was a ride, it would be zigzagging warp speed 9 over galaxies and comet clouds. it would be a roller course that resembles the beginning to end of a yard long spaghetti string scrunched up in a bowl. man, if i was a porn director- my movies would be tim burton crossed w/ang lee epics that win oscars.
it's enough to rival that of the collective fanfiction universe! obvs im kidding on that. u dont mess w/the fanfictioners.

so yeah, girl ninja is excited about spartacus.






they have cheestastic dialogue that include gems like 'hold your fucking tongue' and 'imagine his cock in your mouth'
i can't make this up even if i tried!